last night last night last night....
where do i start....i think it would only be fitting to start at the end.
i left the club at nearly 3am and addison lee has decided i'm such a lovely customer that they sent me a sweet ass mercedes (i realise by using the terms 'sweet' and 'ass' when describing a merc i've lost all street cred ... meh)...anywhooo, my amazing nigerian driver played me crazy jazz covers of all the current r n b hits and sang along to them. it was awesome.
i couldn't really see much of the night due to being in a deep dark dj booth but i was getting regular bbm updates:
"currently 3 girls 'accidentally' flashing their guavas at Leo by dancing with their legs up on the table - classy"
"someone just tipped confetti over my head - does that mean i'm married?"
"i can't get in - the queue is massive - can u cum get me?" - oh yeah sure, i'll just pause the music, no-one will mind!!
"wow someone just walked past me wearing head to toe crystals...and they were a boy!"
"bagpipes...speechless"
"this feels like a match.com advert - men! there are too many women at whisky mist!! come down now."
"wow - i totally thought you were killing the mood cos no-one was dancing, then i realised when you look very carefully, everyone is, it's just that there's so little space everyone looks like they're just vibrating"
and backwards i continue in my merry adventure of an evening;
getting in was a scary scary experience - i'm getting better and better at parting the dead sea of the baying hoardes that crowd around the entrance - it's a skill i think will probably be highly useful one day when armageddon hits and zombies take over or something - "coming through coming through - i'm the dj, without me there is silence"
dinner was pretty - i ate steak
candle light really is rather flattering:
my ojos are sleeeeepy. time for bed.
ps HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHISKY MIST - hope i get to spend your next birthday with you tooooo
bbm updates are a must for any night out, cant wait to bbm our way through sonsiphere!
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